Цитатник "Баффи"

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В сериале "Баффи" есть множество очень интересных высказываний. Давайте вспомним их! Будем помещать в эту темку смешные, остроумные, заумные, философские и просто необычные цитаты героев любимого шоу. По-русски или по-английски - кому как удобно.

Ну что ж, я же первая и начинаю.
Моя обожаемая цитата Энджела, подпись моего солнышка-Саби (надеюсь, она меня не прибьет потихоньку, когда приедет, за то, что я тут безобразничаю... прости, милая!):
If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.

Еще одна цитата Энджела, из эпизода "The Prom":
'You deserve more. You deserve something outside of demons and darkness. You should be with someone who can take you into the light. Someone who can make love to you.'

А это цитата Райли в русском переводе: "Любить тебя, Баффи, - самая страшная вещь, которую я когда-либо делал".

[Naisica]

Вот мою любимый диаложек:
- ...5 words!
- Went, fore, a, wolk... betch ( за правописание не отвечаю... нет Lil_Bit на мою голову...)

И ещё( Spike):

- Whаt wrong with you, wеmen?!

[Lil'*Bit]

Ну почему же сразу на голову?
Почти все, что говорит Спайк, шедевр
Но в голову почти ничего не приходит в данный момент кроме его диалога с Адамом:
-She makes things interesting
-You are gonna be interestingly dead.

Глория к Баффи:
Hey, i just noticed you have superpowers. (бросает Баффи через весь склад) Сan you FLY?



Счастливо,

[Naisica]

Дон/Спайк( не отвечаю за точность, но смысл этот):
- Спайк.
- Да, малышка?
- Ты же спишь днём? Вампиры спят?
- Да, а что?
- Если ты хоть пальцем прикоснёшься к Баффи - проснёшься в огне.

Buffy/Spik:
- I love you.
- No, you dont, but thanks for saying it...

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Да, последняя - просто
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Ксандер: 'Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV. He's shallow like us'
Спайк: "Почему я должен тебе помогать? По злобности сердечной?" (вроде бы так в русском переводе)

[Critik]

О, какие реплики. Может и мне что-нибудь вспомнить?
Ага, вот. Действующие лица: Баффи, Спайк, Джайлс, два вампира и влюбленная парочка в кустах.
Вампир: Извините... Сегодня будем драться?
Баффи (раздраженно вертя в руках кол): Люди! Кто-нибудь пришел сюда просто заняться любовью?
Из кустов высовывается парочка, поднимая руки.
Баффи: А... прекрасно! Вы бегите (указывая на парочку), вы кричите (тыча колом в вампиров).

и еще

СПАЙК:Я знал... Знал, что лучше, чем убить истребительницу может быть только ...
БАФФИ:Что?!Так ты об этом? Получить Истребительницу?
СПАЙК:Только не забрасывай меня камнями, милая.Ты, кажется, и сама любительница.
БАФФИ:Заткнись
СПАЙК:Я только говорю ...вампиры возбуждают тебя
БАФФИ:Да Был вампир.Один.Но он ушел.А ты просто ...Ты просто ... оказался под рукой.

[Naisica]

А вот это уже жестоко...

Ладно, добавка:

Спайк( встревоженно): Я не хотел быть тебя...( пауза, изменяется настроение) так сильно.( язвительно улыбается)
Баффи( зло): Ты меня ещё не ударил!..
Спайк( несколько обиженно): Боишься, что ударю, боишься, что...
Баффи не даёт ему договорить фразу, затыкая ему рот поцелуем... и дальше по тексту

[Lil'*Bit]

Зато правдиво...По крайней мере на тот момент...

Дрю: Я не верю в науку...Я верю только глазам и сердцу...

Счастливо,

[Sabi]

Одна из любимых фраз: You are not friends, you`ll never be friends...
Прошу прощения за часть фразы, но времени в инет-клубе нет писать ее всю.
Одна из моих любимых фраз, сказанная Спайком по отношению к Баффи и Энджелу в "Lovers Walk". Эта фраза целиком вбита в мой мобильник как шаблон.
По приезде домой я вам напишу кучу моих любимых фраз.
Ну и, естественно, монолог в "Passion" от Angelus`a.
Спенси, солнышко, нет проблем с ее использованием.

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Спасибки, милая!!!

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Мне очень нравится эта цитата, отражающая всю нашу жизнь:
Buffy: "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it".

[Sabi]

"Angel":
Buffy: Angel?

Angel: Hmm?

Buffy: Do you snore?

Angel: I don't know. It's been a long time since anybody's been in a
position to let me know.


"Bad Eggs":
Angel: You really don't care what happens a year from now?
Five years from now?

Buffy: Angel, when I look into the future, a-a... all I see is you! All
I want is you.
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Buffy: But I looked good in it.

Joyce: You looked like a streetwalker.

Buffy: But a thin streetwalker. That's
probably not gonna be the winning argument, is it?


"Passion":
Passion. It lies in all of us.
Sleeping... waiting... And though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws, and howl.
It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we
obey. What other choice do we have?
Passion is the source of our finest moments. The
joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief.
It hurts sometimes more than we can bear.
If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know
some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.
Empty rooms, shuttered and dank...
Without passion, we'd be truly dead.


"Becoming", part 1:
Xander: You can paint this any way you want. But the way
I see it is that you wanna forget all about Ms. Calendar's murder so you can get your boyfriend back.
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Angelus: My boy Acathla here is about to wake up. You're going to Hell.

Buffy: Save me a seat.


Пока этого достаточно

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Ох, я с нетерпением ждала этого момента! - когда солнце уделит внимание этой теме Наконец это свершилось, и результат именно такой, какой я и ожидала.
Немножко от меня:
Баффи - Джайлзу ("All the Way"):
"Вы всегда начинаете чистить очки, когда не хотите видеть что-то, что мы делаем?!"

[Sabi]

Вспоминаем...

"Dead Things":
BUFFY: You don't ... have a soul! There is nothing good or clean in you. You are dead inside! You can't feel anything real! I could never ... be your girl!

SPIKE: You always hurt ... the one you love, pet.
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BUFFY: Have you seen my underwear?
SPIKE: What is this to you? This thing we have.
BUFFY: We don't have a ... thing, we have ... this. That's all.
SPIKE: Do you even like me?
BUFFY: Sometimes.
SPIKE: But you like what I do to you.
[Gosh, tell me about it ]

"Lovers Walk":

Angel: She wants you to get out.

Buffy: Someplace a little less Hellmouthy. She has a point.
Y'know, but there are reasons to stay, too.

Angel: What are they?

Buffy: Um... you know, there's my Slayer duties,
obviously. What do you think I should do?

Angel: As a friend, I... I think that you should leave.
This is a good opportunity for you.

Buffy: Yeah. It's not like there's any great thing keeping me here.

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Angel: Lot of trouble for somebody who doesn't even care about you.

Spike: Shut your gob!

Angel: She really is just kind of fickle.

Spike: SHUT UP!

Spike: What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you! She
belongs with me. I'm nothing without her.

Buffy: That I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know that?
You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser.

Spike: Yeah. You're one to talk.

Buffy: Meaning?

Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were
fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.

Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.

Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.

Angel: That's right.

Spike: You're *not* friends. You'll never be friends.
You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood... blood screaming inside you to work its will.

Spike: *I* may be love's bitch, but at least *I'm* man enough to admit it.

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Spike: I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all
wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I
want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, (stands proud) the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again.
Love's a funny thing

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Angel: Hey. I was wondering when you were coming.

Buffy: I'm not coming back.

Angel just looks at her.

Buffy: We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I
can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. You don't need me to take care of you anymore. So I'm gonna go.

Angel: I don't accept that.

Buffy: You have to.

Angel: How can...

Angel: There's gotta be some way we can still see each other.

Buffy: There is: tell me that you don't love me.


[O.K. Now I can cry...]

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Спасибо за новую порцию чудесных воспоминаний!!! Фотка... no comments!

[Sabi]

Один из любимых эпизодов и просто сборник цитат от Спайка!

Spike: So. Who do you kill for fun around here?
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Spike: (turns his back to him and strolls away) I was actually at
Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
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Spike: So. How 'bout this Slayer? Is she tough? *ах, этот акцент!*
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Spike: Nice work, love.

Buffy: Who are you?

Spike: You'll find out on Saturday.

Buffy: What happens on Saturday?

Spike: I kill you.
*ну конечно, Спайки. Эх, знал бы ты...*
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Angel: (suddenly appears) He's worse. (they all look at him) Once he
starts something he doesn't stop until everything in his path is dead.

Xander: Hmm. So, he's thorough, goal-oriented.

Buffy: We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show.

Angel: You said you weren't sure if you were going.

Buffy: I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?

Willow: Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year,
that's still, like, four hundred (Buffy gives her a look) dates with
four hundred different... (looks at the mace on the table) Why do they call it a mace?
*тут просто все гениально*
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Buffy: Uh, lemonade. (hands her a cup) I made it fresh and everything.

Willow: How much sugar did you use? (takes a sip)

Buffy: Sugar?
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Spike: Slaaayer! Here, kitty, kittyyy. I find one of your friends
first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. And use their bones to bash your head in.
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Spike: The last Slayer I killed... she begged for her life.

Buffy slowly walks to the middle of the hall, watching him intently.

Spike: You don't strike me as the begging kind.

Buffy: You shouldn'ta come here.

Spike: No. I've messed up your doilies and stuff. But I just got so
bored. (smirks) I'll tell you what. As a personal favor from me to you I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.

Buffy: No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot.
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Joyce: You get the hell away from my daughter!

Spike: Women!
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Snyder: On the other hand, Sheila has never burned down a school
building.

Buffy: W-well, that was never proven. The Fire Marshall said i-it
coulda been mice.

[Sabi]

AMY: (twitchy) Mm-hm. Yeah. Just ... you know. (whispers) Everything feels weird. (Willow nods) I mean, it's like ... I felt like I was in that cage for weeks. (Willow looks nervous) But it can still be okay ... right? I-I can still get into the swing of things, like ... prom's coming up. I-I'm so hoping Larry would ask me. We would make such a splash at- (sees Willow's expression) Oh. Oh god. (sighs, anxiously) He hasn't asked someone else, has he?
WILLOW: Uh, Amy ... three things we have to talk about. One, Larry's gay. (Amy staring at her) Two, Larry's dead. (Amy still staring) And three, high school's ... kinda over.
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BUFFY: Hi. (awkwardly) How've you been?
AMY: Rat. You?
BUFFY: Dead.
AMY: Oh.
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BUFFY: What are you doing here, Spike?
SPIKE: Well, you know, a man was frozen alive in there. A little compassion, luv.
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SPIKE: Knock knock, robot boy. (knocks on Warren's head) Need you to look at my chip.
JONATHAN: Is that like, British slang or something? 'Cause we're not-
SPIKE: In my head, the chip in my head.
WARREN: We're kind of in the middle of something.
SPIKE: Well, you can play holodeck another time. Right now, I'm in charge.
WARREN: Yeah, what are you gonna do if we don't especially feel like maybe playing your-

Spike turns around, sees a display of action figures, reaches for it.

WARREN: What are, wait, what are you doing?

Spike picks up the Boba Fett action figure, removing it from its display stand.

SPIKE: Examine my chip, or else Mister... (looks at the label on the stand) ...Fett here is the first to die.

Spike holds the action figure in one hand and takes its head in the other hand as if he's going to pull the head off. The geeks are extremely nervous.

JONATHAN: Hey, all right, let's not, let's not do anything crazy here.
ANDREW: That's a limited edition, 1979 mint condition Boba Fett.

Spike grins, pretends to pull the head off.

WARREN: All right, dude ... chill. You can still make it right. You know you don't wanna do this.
SPIKE: What I want ... is answers, nimrod.
WARREN: Right. But you don't wanna hurt the Fett, 'cause man, you're *not* comin' back from that. You know, you don't just do that and walk away.
SPIKE: That right? Let's find out.
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Buffy kicks Spike and he flies back into the living room. It's mostly gutted with just one chair, a pile of bricks in the corner, etc.

Buffy strides into the room after Spike, stands watching as he gets up.

SPIKE: (grinning) Oh, poor little lost girl.

He jumps up, grabs the chandelier. Swings forward on it and kicks Buffy in the face with both his feet. She goes down.

SPIKE: (drops to the floor) She doesn't fit in anywhere. She's got no one to love.

He walks over to Buffy, who gets up, grabs him, throws him against the staircase leading upstairs, smashing the banister to bits. Buffy walks toward him.

BUFFY: Me? I'm lost? Look at you, you idiot! (Spike getting up) Poor Spikey. Can't be a human, can't be a vampire. Where the hell do you fit in?

Spike swings at her but she ducks, punches him in the stomach, grabs him and throws him across the room again. He smashes into the fireplace. Buffy walks toward him again.

BUFFY: Your job is to kill the slayer. But all you can do is follow me around making moon eyes.
SPIKE: I'm in love with you.
BUFFY: (still advancing) You're in love with pain. Admit it. (Spike gets up) You like me ... because you enjoy getting beat down. So really, who's screwed up?
SPIKE: Hello! Vampire!

He swings at her again, but she blocks and punches him. Spike grabs her, pulls her closer.

SPIKE: I'm supposed to be treading on the dark side.

He throws her against the wall. A big hole in the plaster where she hit. Spike goes over to her, throws her across the room again. She lands on her back. Spike stands over her, leans down, grabs her by the front lapels of her jacket.

SPIKE: What's your excuse?

Buffy puts her hand over his face, shoves him away. He flies backward, taking a chunk out of a wall. He staggers to his feet.

Buffy leaps at him and they fly back toward the staircase.
Spike has Buffy pinned against the stairs. He chuckles. Buffy punches him. He punches her back, lifts her up to look in her face.

SPIKE: I wasn't planning on hurting you. (smirks) Much.
BUFFY: You haven't even come close to hurting me.
SPIKE: Afraid to give me the chance?

Buffy breaks his hold, throws him against a wall. Another big hole in the wall where he hits. Shot of cracks appearing in the wall.

Buffy grabs Spike and pushes him up against the wall.

SPIKE: You afraid I'm gonna-

Buffy shuts him up by kissing him. They kiss passionately. Buffy slams her hand into the wall, creating another hole, to get her arm around Spike's neck.

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Транскрипты - это здорово! Особенно теперь, когда я наконец посмотрела эти эпизоды!!!

[Sabi]

Транскрипты - это здорово!

Еще бы, солнце!:

GILES: Willow...
WILLOW: (shaking a finger) Shame on you. *ее нужно видеть в этот момент*
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WILLOW: And in the end ... I'm the only one that can save it.
BUFFY: By killing us?
WILLOW: It's the only way to stop the pain.

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XANDER: Hey, black-eyed girl. Whatcha doin'?
WILLOW: Get out of here.
XANDER: Ah, no. You're not the only one with powers, you know. You may be a hopped-up uber-witch, but ... this carpenter can dry-wall you into the next century.
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GILES: However, I am still in some pain.
ANYA: Oh... (lets him go) Well ... why aren't you dead?
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DAWN: Wait, is ... is that happy crying?
BUFFY: (sniffles) Yes, dummy. (looks at Dawn) You think I wanted the world to end?
DAWN: I don't know. (uncertainly) Didn't you?
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DEMON: We will return...

The demon's hand reaches out toward Spike's chest.

DEMON: ...your soul.

*that was shock*