[Sabi]

Один из любимых эпизодов и просто сборник цитат от Спайка!

Spike: So. Who do you kill for fun around here?
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Spike: (turns his back to him and strolls away) I was actually at
Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
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Spike: So. How 'bout this Slayer? Is she tough? *ах, этот акцент!*
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Spike: Nice work, love.

Buffy: Who are you?

Spike: You'll find out on Saturday.

Buffy: What happens on Saturday?

Spike: I kill you.
*ну конечно, Спайки. Эх, знал бы ты...*
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Angel: (suddenly appears) He's worse. (they all look at him) Once he
starts something he doesn't stop until everything in his path is dead.

Xander: Hmm. So, he's thorough, goal-oriented.

Buffy: We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show.

Angel: You said you weren't sure if you were going.

Buffy: I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?

Willow: Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year,
that's still, like, four hundred (Buffy gives her a look) dates with
four hundred different... (looks at the mace on the table) Why do they call it a mace?
*тут просто все гениально*
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Buffy: Uh, lemonade. (hands her a cup) I made it fresh and everything.

Willow: How much sugar did you use? (takes a sip)

Buffy: Sugar?
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Spike: Slaaayer! Here, kitty, kittyyy. I find one of your friends
first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. And use their bones to bash your head in.
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Spike: The last Slayer I killed... she begged for her life.

Buffy slowly walks to the middle of the hall, watching him intently.

Spike: You don't strike me as the begging kind.

Buffy: You shouldn'ta come here.

Spike: No. I've messed up your doilies and stuff. But I just got so
bored. (smirks) I'll tell you what. As a personal favor from me to you I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.

Buffy: No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot.
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Joyce: You get the hell away from my daughter!

Spike: Women!
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Snyder: On the other hand, Sheila has never burned down a school
building.

Buffy: W-well, that was never proven. The Fire Marshall said i-it
coulda been mice.